George De Young was framed. And the Thai Police were in on it. It’s funny, despite this being one of the show’s more incredible stories, George has never actually listened to The Lapse. He pitched me on a lark from a Craigslist… Continue Reading
Ah, the pity date. When you just don’t have a good enough excuse to say “no.” Marshall Whitlock returns to The Lapse with what might be the funniest story we’ve ever had. Tact. Some got it. Some don’t. If you’re the cringing type,… Continue Reading
“Where do I download The Crew Change?” You won’t find it. Not unless you know someone who knows someone. Not unless you’re part of the underground, the cats who ride the rails. The drifters, hobos, and punks that hitch like it’s a… Continue Reading
I was an eleven year old Peeping Tom. I loved James Bond. I wanted to be James Bond. Which is why, naturally, I became the founder and president of Spy Club. This is a first for The Lapse, in that this story… Continue Reading
For a while, mum and dad are perfect. Right, even when they’re wrong. It’s only as we get older that our parents become humanized. People with problems. Linda Feuerhelm should’ve been too young to have that revelation, but as you’ll hear… Continue Reading